Cake and tea or death?
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.
I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.