Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.