Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I'd like to have sex with myself.

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.