America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.