I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.
Eddie IzzardReligion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.
Eddie IzzardBoy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Eddie IzzardThey say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Eddie Izzard