Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

I think I'm actually a mainstream, popcorn-eating kid. I've always been that, so I'd sit there watching action movies and American moves before I watch other movies quite often because I am that kid. But I've pushed into the more alternative area because that's where it gets really interesting creatively.