If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?

I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.