The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.

When I first came out, I thought, I want to walk like a real woman, I don't want to do mincing steps. And there was some girl I saw walking up Holloway Road in Islington who had this long languid walk and I thought, that's what I like, so I incorporated her walk into mine.

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!