I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.