You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.

But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.