If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch - death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower ...' "