If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up.