I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

When I was seven, I said, "I want to act." When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen's. They're all frumpy aren't they? Because it's a bad idea when cousin's marry.

San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.