I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
I'd like to have sex with myself.
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.
That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?