I am two lesbians in a man's body.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

My dad said, "As long as you're happy." I used to think it was kind of a very simple idea or philosophy because he wasn't religious. But you've got to try and be happy. And if you're not happy, you can't help anyone else. So obviously, some crazy people could go to places, but I just think you need to be content within yourself, so that's the thing.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.