There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.