There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?

It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

I think I'm actually a mainstream, popcorn-eating kid. I've always been that, so I'd sit there watching action movies and American moves before I watch other movies quite often because I am that kid. But I've pushed into the more alternative area because that's where it gets really interesting creatively.