When I was seven, I said, "I want to act." When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

I want to be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand. I wanna get more sand into an animal than anybody has ever bloody got in one. I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi Desert, so it’s really quite tight.

I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!