There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

Cake and tea or death?

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?