I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.