Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.