I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that stuff," because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.