My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
Eddie IzzardBoy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Eddie IzzardI'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
Eddie IzzardSo then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.
Eddie IzzardCause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no! So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?
Eddie Izzard