There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
Most transvestites fancy girls.