It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.

I am two lesbians in a man's body.