It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.

All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.