Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!

I don't believe that competitions are important.

I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.