Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.

I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.