I'm an Action Transvestite.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.

It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.

I'd like to have sex with myself.