You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!