This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

I don't think I'm gonna die tomorrow or even two weeks from now, or even ever. I just don't know - who the hell knows what's gonna happen to them? Nobody! Isn't that comforting? Nobody has a clue. I like that we don't know. And I like that it's somebody else's decision, not mine.

I don't dislike the way I look. I think I look fine. I think I look extraordinary for 88. And I've got energy. Out of my way.

I never found anyone who could look after me as well as I could look after myself.

All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party.

I’d like to discover life. Quite frankly I don’t know how to be happy. I have not a clue. I only serve — and I don’t say that with any grandeur. I just serve others through entertaining. That’s when I am happy. I’m not just delighted with myself when I’m entertaining, but I’m happier than when I’m not.

Woody Allen is a better actor than anybody from the Actors Studio, and he can be anybody he says he is.