This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.

You cannot tell an audience a lie. They know it before you do; before it's out of your mouth, they know it's a lie.

Well if I had my choice I would not - I wouldn't mind working with Alec Baldwin, but the mother role - I'm kidding. It's terrific. I'll tell you what happened with Alec Baldwin and myself. This is a couple acting together just this side of heaven. He's one of the best actors I've ever worked with in whole life. And I - I'm not overdoing it. I just think he's about the best around today. So I got lucky.

Woody Allen is a better actor than anybody from the Actors Studio, and he can be anybody he says he is.

It's very disconcerting to start out and to say, "I'm going to tell the truth," and then to realize it's that much trouble.

I wouldn't have a nose job. I like my nose fine.

I don't know what should have happened in my life, but I do know that I'm dancing as fast as I can.