When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.

Everybody's got a sack of rocks.

I was so happy I didn't have to work that night. That was the truth, because show business is about the hardest profession in the world.

I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.

I find it easier to abstain than do a little bit of anything. I'm not a 'little bit' kind of dame. I want it all, whatever I do.

I love reviews. Anybody who tells you they don't read reviews is a liar.

This is a time in my life where I'm gonna behave like an elegant human being. Or not.