When you're dealing with your life, my God, you gotta tell the truth.

I compare Stephen Sondheim with humor, because humor is unanalyzable. You can't analyze humor. You just have to get through it.

Everybody's got a sack of rocks.

I don't dislike the way I look. I think I look fine. I think I look extraordinary for 88. And I've got energy. Out of my way.

It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front of an audience and they're reacting to me.

There will always be ladies who lunch. Always. And apparently they live a long time.

I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.