I have not had any of that surgical stuff. I am too curious to find out exactly how I progress every day of my life naturally. That is what fascinates me.

I’d like to discover life. Quite frankly I don’t know how to be happy. I have not a clue. I only serve — and I don’t say that with any grandeur. I just serve others through entertaining. That’s when I am happy. I’m not just delighted with myself when I’m entertaining, but I’m happier than when I’m not.

I don't know what to do with Warren Beatty. All I know is that he wasn't attracted to me. That's all right.

I care about money, very much. I want it. I don't ever want to be without it. My mother once said about me, 'Elaine has to have money.'

This age thing is all up to you. It's like happiness is up to you. You just have to understand what it is before you get it.

I'm going to do less performing because I'm tired. It's hard to convince anybody that you're just going to take it easy.

If you tell the truth all day long, you will end up in jail.