The newspapers print what the people want, and thus does the savage still swing his club and flourish his spear.
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.
Every life is its own excuse for being.
Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.
Wealth: A cunning device of Fate whereby men are made captive, and burdened with responsibilites from which only Death can file their fetters.
Live truth instead of professing it.