It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!
I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience
Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.
Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a bullfrog's mating call. Which made a kind of twisted sense - last night she'd been hunting for a mate as well.
The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.