I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.