Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

I'm not particularly keen on pity. Pity takes something away from grief. People think they're sharing it, but really they're just taking some. I prefer to keep my grief intact.