Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

For a single girl in London, luck isn't always a glass slipper that fits. Sometimes luck is a splash of mud from a passing bus.

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.