Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

I have lived my life in the slipstream of experience

Sex is like petrol. It's a galvaniser, a wonderful fuel for starting a relationship.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

The craze of genealogy is connected with the epidemic for divorce. If we can't figure out who our living relatives are, then maybe we'll have more luck with the dead ones.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?