The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.

I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It's not easy to find those people all the time, but they're out there.

All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

When your heart is broken, when your heart has cracks in it, it lets the light in.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.