Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

Honestly, we'd probably be great parents. But it's a human being, and unless you think you have excellent skills and have a drive or yearning in you to do that, the amount of work that that is and responsibility - I wouldn't want to screw them up! We love our animals.

I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.

You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.

We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.

You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.