And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue. They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. What about the bangs are they shorter?! Are the bangs shorter?! The bangs!
Ellen DeGeneresI'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.
Ellen DeGeneresBeauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
Ellen DeGeneresProcrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
Ellen DeGeneresI'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's the light of my life, she's two... or five or something, and she's, uh... I don't know, I've never seen her - the pictures are precious, she just seems so, y'know... She lives clear across town, I don't have that kind of time, but, um... Well, I send money and stuff, it's not like I don't have a connection...
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