Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.

I think furniture is art. I don't think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.