I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES

I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES

There's nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.

I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.

I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.