It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Ellen DeGeneresYou talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!
Ellen DeGeneresWhen the message out there is so horrible that, to be gay, you can get killed for it... we need to change the message!!
Ellen DeGeneres