The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.

Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn't ringing. There wasn't one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn't work in Hollywood again.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show.

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.