...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!

Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.

It's nice when people love you....for you.

I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.