You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.

Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It's not a number at all.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

Meditation is helping me learn to sit still. Twenty minutes of meditation in the morning is a nice way to start my day. If you can actually sit still and really get to that place of silence, you realize what's important and what's not important. Little things don't usually get to me anymore.

I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive.