The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.

I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.

Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

I'm a fan of people getting together.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.