The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.

Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"

I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it's perfect or not.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

When there's time for whistling, there's a lot of time on a show.