Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.
Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.