Accept the fact that life presents us with opportunities to find more than one "one", and that you have learned a mighty life lesson when the next one comes along.

When you're dealing with an in-law violation, I think the first line of defense is for the blood relation to have a serious talk.

I'm not suffering from some division of personality.

I am against lying, but just because someone asks a question does not mean you have to answer it.

I've never gotten a letter where I thought I knew the person. But I have heard from people who think they know the letter writer.

Sure, people talk about all kinds of stuff at the office, but surely everyone has better things to do than sound like they're auditioning for Fox News.

If you didn't want to be written about, you shouldn't have been born to a writer!