Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

Good. Illegal is always faster.

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.