I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Eoin ColferOh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.
Eoin ColferLet us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
Eoin Colfer