We lost the crickets.

What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.