In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
Eoin ColferPeople are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. Youโre a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
Eoin ColferWill you miss him Holly?โ he asked suddenly. [...] โNo,โ she said. โI will not miss him.โ But her eyes told the real story.
Eoin ColferThankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.
Eoin Colfer