My bugs don't have bugs.

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl