Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

We lost the crickets.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team