How did that go?โ he asked. โYour first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?โ โFabulous,โ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. โWeโre planning a June wedding.
Eoin ColferThere were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
Eoin Colfer...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful deathโor at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer.
Eoin Colfer