One of the reasons we moved to L.A. in the first place [was] so that it was no big deal that I was in show business. We decided if we move[d] to L.A., then everyone in one way or another was involved in it.

Elvis saved my life when I was 13 or 14. He saved all our lives.

Subversion is what I do.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Writers tend to suffer from back problems because they spend their time bent over a desk.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!