I never think in terms of target audience. I try to write what makes me laugh, so I'm the target audience. I guess I just hope there's another person in America like me.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

I just believe in a huge universe of billions of miles.

When I was 23 I started writing for I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and was paid three guineas for every minute's airtime.

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

People who are interested in money are really uninteresting people. They look like Donald Trump.

Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?