Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Most children's first words are 'Mama' or 'Daddy.' Mine were, 'Do I have to use my own money?'

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood.

Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.

Never be in a hurry to terminate a marriage. Remember, you may need this man/woman to finish a sentence.