Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

With all the precautions and risks that accompany sex today, it sounds about as much fun as walking through a minefield.

People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at it a long time, get snowblindness if you have to, but write something.

Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.