Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?

My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.

She's as funny as a toothache

It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.