Housework can kill you if done right.

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

I am always behind the shopper at the grocery store who has stitched her coupons in the lining of her coat and wants to talk about a 'strong' chicken she bought two weeks ago. The register tape also runs out just before her sub-total. In the public restroom, I always stand behind the teen-ager who is changing into her band uniform for a parade and doesn't emerge until she has combed the tassels on her boots, shaved her legs, and recovered her contact lens from the commode.

It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line.

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.